By Dan Gutman
By no means prior to has institution been this combined up — or this a lot fun!
Principal Klutz was once placing the other way up from the college flagpole! He kissed a pig at the lips and painted his bald head orange! And now he desires to bungee bounce off the roof of the college dressed as Santa Claus!
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EAN: 9780224614627
ASIN: 0224614622
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Author Description: Joan Delano Aiken was once a miles enjoyed English author who bought the MBE for companies relatively to Children's Literature. This yr marks the fiftieth ANNIVERSARY of her most renowned vintage children's e-book, THE WOLVES OF WILLOUGHBY CHASE, that's being celebrated with occasions at Cheltenham pageant within the united kingdom and at a distinct occasion in manhattan in October, and with the book of 3 fresh variants of the booklet and a brand new AUDIO recorded by way of her daughter Lizza.
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